Take-Out Soiree
"Madhatters"
on Thursday, May 29th
@ Flute
(in Gramercy)

This is the second to last Take-Out Soiree
of the summer.
After the month of June they won't commence again until September.

What the Cheshire Cat said to the Alice...revised of course!

'Would you tell me, please, which way to OneLegUp
from here said Alice?'
`That depends a good deal on how you want to get to OneLegUp,' said the Cat.
`I don't much care how, I just want to get there--' said Alice.
`Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
`--so long as I get to OneLegUp,' Alice added as an explanation.
`Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, `
if you only walk long enough.'"
"But I do not want to be among puritans,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `they are everywhere.
Except I'm sensual. And so are you.'
`How do you know I'm sensual?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here asking me how to get to OneLegUp.'
Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on `And how do you know that you're sensual?'
`To begin with,' said the Cat, `some of our government officials do not play with themselves.' You grant that?'
`I suppose so,' said Alice.
'You suppose so,' said the Cat!
`Well, then,' the Cat went on,`you see, most of our government growls when they are NOT making money,
but they wag their tails when everyone remains abstinent.
Now I growl when I'm horny and there is no around to play, and I wag my tail when I'm gettin' some. Yummy!
'Therefore I'm sensual,' said the Cat.
'Would you like to join me to find OneLegUp,' said Alice?
'Thought you'd never ask since we can't shop in this economy we all better come out and play,' said the Cat.

Will Alice and the Cat find OneLegUp?

OneLegUp invites everyone to take pleasure in our salacious tea party.

Attire
Everyone is highly encouraged to arrive wearing their MADDEST hats!

Gates Open
10:30pm until we decide to leave

RSVP
It's essential to RSVP at soireenyc@onelegupnyc.com

Location
Flute in Gramercy
40 E 20th Street
Btw. Broadway and Park Ave. South
http://www.flutebar.com/gramercy.htm
212.529.7870

Stars
Your favorite stars are also invited to OneLegUp's tea party.
(lap dances, massage and body painting all begin at $20 each)

Password
Cheshire Cat

Take-Out Discount Card
Those who come decadently dressed for OLU's sensual tea party will receive a take-out discount card.
That's 50% off the online price, you can't beat that yummy deal!
For those who hold a card please present the card at the door to redeem the discount.

Tickets
To purchase AMP Member tickets visit http://www.onelegupnyc.com/amp_secure/store.htm
and NON-AMP member tickets may be purchased by visiting http://www.onelegupnyc.com/online_store/
Remember door prices are higher and our online store always shuts down the night before the event.

Madhatter details
AMP Member's may visit http://www.onelegupnyc.com/amp_secure/calendar.htm
and NON-AMP members may visit http://www.onelegupnyc.com/calendar/